Thank you Kindred for introducing me to this man, my new (and extremely Ohio-flavored) celebrity crush:

As I get older, for some reason, I’m more attracted to guys who (I imagine) lay pipe proficiently and have a bit of a gut to augment the movement. Dad bod, minus the progeny.

Note: I’m not trying to say anything about the actor himself (I don’t know anything about his weight or marital/parental status), just that seeing him on the show awakened something in me.